i emotionally connect with this cat
once upon a time, i was in an honors english class as a sophomore in high school, and we covered the great gatsby
and once a day, every day, one young man would say, in the exact same inquisitive tone of wonder,
"wait a minute! is nick gay for gatsby?"
until finally, one day, our teacher shouted, “YES NICK IS GAY FOR GATSBY BUT I CAN’T TEACH YOU THAT BECAUSE THIS IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL.”
im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on so many drugs”
Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
Nobody fucking cares that nobody fucking cares.
When the music started it looked 100% sassier.
THIS GIF! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FUCKING GIF SINCE I LAST SAW IT AS !Y VERY FURST TUMBLR POST I EVER SAW!!!!
he made a frickin dad joke